Thursday, September 02, 2004

Zell Miller, 2001

From Zell's own web site:

My job tonight is an easy one: to present to you one of this nation's authentic heroes, one of this party's best-known and greatest leaders – and a good friend.

He was once a lieutenant governor – but he didn't stay in that office 16 years, like someone else I know. It just took two years before the people of Massachusetts moved him into the United States Senate in 1984.

In his 16 years in the Senate, John Kerry has fought against government waste and worked hard to bring some accountability to Washington.

Early in his Senate career in 1986, John signed on to the Gramm-Rudman-Hollings Deficit Reduction Bill, and he fought for balanced budgets before it was considered politically correct for Democrats to do so.

John has worked to strengthen our military, reform public education, boost the economy and protect the environment. Business Week magazine named him one of the top pro-technology legislators and made him a member of its "Digital Dozen."

John was re-elected in 1990 and again in 1996 – when he defeated popular Republican Governor William Weld in the most closely watched Senate race in the country.

John is a graduate of Yale University and was a gunboat officer in the Navy. He received a Silver Star, Bronze Star and three awards of the Purple Heart for combat duty in Vietnam. He later co-founded the Vietnam Veterans of America.

He is married to Teresa Heinz and they have two daughters.

As many of you know, I have great affection – some might say an obsession – for my two Labrador retrievers, Gus and Woodrow. It turns out John is a fellow dog lover, too, and he better be. His German Shepherd, Kim, is about to have puppies. And I just want him to know … Gus and Woodrow had nothing to do with that.

Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome Senator John Kerry.

"Strengthen our military..." Now who's the flip-flopper?


Brandon said...

I have never hated Zell Miller more in my life. What an insufferable slimeball.

I have never been more full of bile and disgust, honestly, as I am right now because of the GOP's lies. These people are immoral and ought to be in prison, not in office.

bunny mcintosh said...

...and then he went on to Hardball and challenged Chris Matthews to a duel like a fucking maniac.
If there evil in this world, Zell has managed to embody it. He scares me in the way that zombies scare me, only unlike zombies, Zell Miller is not doing anything cool like coming back from the dead.